I decided to bring Thunder Cat down to 101.9 The Dawg FM today to do some joint promotional work and to say things didn't go well would be an understatement. Thunder Cat really started things off on the wrong paw, laughing at the picture of The Dawg on the car saying, "He sure is an old Dawg". Thunder Cat carried on saying they should change the name to 101.9 The Cat as he is far more sexier. "Look" said Thunder Cat, "The Dawg can't even stop taking his eyes off my butt. Thunder showed why he should be their mascot as well as he showed off some of his photogenic qualities for the camera.Thunder Cat wanted to take the truck out for a spin, but alas, The Dawg had seen just about enough and would not let Thunder Cat go and asked Thunder to get out of the truck.Things went from bad to worse at that point. After the standoff, Thunder Cat told The Dawg; " Don't make me use my Karate on you". By now the Dawg was ready to make Thunder feel the Blues, and showed he still has some bite left in him. They went back and forth at each other until security arrived and pulled them apart. They looked like drivers in the pits after a feature race. That was when Thunder Cat came up with the idea. They will have a race this Wednesday to settle it like animals.
So Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, Cat and Dog Lovers alike. This Wednesday at intermission, Thunder Cat and The Dawg will have a two lap race on the track. To the winner goes the bragging rights and the Loser, the dog house, I mean second place.
This will be once in a lifetime event, or until the rematch. Don't miss it, be there. Unless, you are there to cheer on The Dawg.
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